Review on 👃 Double-Pack of One-Drop Concentrated Deodorizer | 2 x 0.67 oz by Jill Bell

First of all I have to say that my girlfriend doesn't poop. I have been told this on several occasions. Women just don't poop. THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN. JE. However, I bought the original one-drop bottle from a local Japanese grocery store a while ago and have been a casual user. However, when my girlfriend moved in, use of this product skyrocketed. My guess is that the fairies who follow her everywhere and dust rainbow dust with her at every turn secretly crave her and have to party wildly at night, devour her while she sleeps in perfect restful sleep and I snore like a chainsaw that needs maintenance. When the bottle of fairy magic elixir ran out, I was told that I needed more to avoid incurring the wrath of the gods. The Japanese grocery store I originally bought it from is way out in the suburbs, so I decided to see if Revain had it in stock. So there were 2 packages and it was less than what I originally paid for the first. The stars descended from the sky and the girls cried with joy when the package arrived at our fun home. The fairies will be placated again! Not sure how this fits in with the competition for its intended purpose. It appeared long before poo pourri and works on the same basic principle. A few drops before going about your business and the house remains habitable, and some illusions, i.e. realities (oops!) can be maintained. in maintaining its supreme perfection, then you must bless your family with the miracle that is one-drop.