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Review on πŸ¦‡ Realistic Handmade Halloween Crow and Raven Decorations - 3 Pack of Fake Crows and Ravens - Black Crows Halloween Decor with Feathered Crow, Flying and Standing Ravens for Outdoor and Indoor Use - Crow Decoration by Donna Marshall

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Get rid of the screeching, screeching crows with the help of these creepy little fellows.

In case of problems with the crow. look no further. I had a horrible crow that would sit in a tall creepy Italian tree and yell all day from 5am. I threw pillows at him. I yelled at him. I went out and angrily shook the tree. Nothing bothered him. Until there was a box with these little guys in it! Ok, first things first. Crows are CRAZY smart. So if you want to get rid of crows but don't want to be bothered for the rest of your life, you need a disguise. I'm not joking. Put on a big hat, do something to seriously change your look. I didn't and regretted it. Watch the YouTube video for proof. YOU NEED A CLOUD. Second, collect the crows. You will receive one large and two smaller ones. When they put on their wings, they're insanely whimsical. So you got your disguise and fake dead crows. now sneak away while the ravens aren't watching and place them in a prominent spot. sidewalk, porch, whatever. Then run like hell. In 30-45 seconds your sky will be filled with screeching, screeching, extremely frustrated crows. it's so crazy It's like the beginning of a horror movie. stay hidden You don't want them to be mad at you! They'll go mad for a while, and then when they fly to other trees and you prove your point, sneak out in disguise and chase after your fake dead crows. What has happened to me now is I went from a block full of screaming, overly aggressive crows to silence. Except who's still sitting in my tree watching me. I'm not joking. I didn't wear a disguise and I regret it. Whenever I go outside he screams at the top of his lungs. But when he doesn't see me, he's sweet and calm. Mission largely accomplished. Also - if you want them to be a Halloween decoration - don't leave them outside or the crows will die. Keep them in your house, folks.

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