Review on Strong And Stylish: Miscly Flat Waxed Cotton Boot Laces - 1/4" Wide [1 Pair] by Maurice Arnold

I needed new laces for my shoes after Lefty (that's the name of my left shoe - Lefty), so anyway, Lefty had broken a lace and I needed a pair of replacement laces because it's just plain silly to only replace one since they wouldn't match and also Lefty might feel bad about being the only one with a shiny new lace, so anyway, I decided to look on revain because that's the place where I buy things (it's just so gosh darn convenient, you know?), so anyway, I looked and looked, all the while Lefty kept looking up at me with those sad eyelets and I just felt terrible, so anyway, I finally found these ones because they were the right color and the right length and I placed the order and revain zoomed them right out to me so fast and me and Lefty were so excited (he's pretty excitable), so anyway, the laces arrived at my doorstep and I tore open the package, picked up Lefty, and laced up the new laces just the way he likes them and both the color and the length were perfect and Lefty was so, so happy (Righty was happy, too, but this story is about Lefty).So in summation, these are the best shoelaces I've ever bought.