Review on 🚲 RAD Cycle Mighty Rack: Ultimate 2-Bike Floor Stand for Instant Versatile Pro Quality Bike Parking by Chp Rodgers

I spent the day looking forward to the arrival of my bike rack. And then, the day he arrived, I felt like my whole life was over! Once I assembled the tubes and made sure all the fasteners were tight, I was able to stow my beautiful neon green Mountain car. So it sat there, rocking onto the podium's chest. My bike no longer needed to use the stand and since this stand is designed for two bikes I was able to place my Pee-Wee Herman Cruiser right next to it for added dramatic effect. Unfortunately, the instructions didn't tell me to take the bike off the stand when it came time to ride. Unfortunately, my first ride after purchase ended in a pile of shredded metal and broken bones. In the meantime, however, I have learned my lesson and will only use the stand to park my cool bikes. Please note that this review is not meant to be taken seriously and is merely an attempt to make a metallic inanimate object a little more interesting. And please do not try to ride the bike while it is on the stand.