Review on Crocs Classic Terrain Realtree Walnut Men's Shoes by Jared Bradford

This is my FIRST pair of Crocs and I really didn't want to buy a pair because I didn't want to be one of those Crocs. I mercilessly poke fun at sound people. They are VERY COMFORTABLE. Now I'm making fun of myself and more crocodiles so as not to be hypocritical. I have to get my feet up on these suckers who I believe are walking on what I imagine Despicable Me's minions would feel.