Review on Unleash Your Inner Patriot with HEELYS Mens Hustle American Flag Roller Shoes (Little Kid/Big Kid/Adult) by Carlos Massey

Wearing these bad boys is like flying a bald eagle. As soon as you put them on, you'll feel the ghost of George Washington whispering the sweet song of liberty, the US national anthem, in your ear. These shoes make Ben Franklin roll in his grave because they are so imaginative. These shoes will prepare you to step into the footsteps of Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett. You can travel across sidewalks, asphalt and the kitchen floor in an adventure comparable to that of Lewis and Clark. Whether you're preparing for a boogaloo or just want to show off to the hordes of chicks that will flock to you, these are the one and only American shoes.