Review on Trump Donald Embroidered Adjustable Baseball Outdoor Recreation by Alfredo Testerman

So I bought this cap to show all those clueless servants where to put it and the first thing that struck me was this cap was made in Mexico heho and damn it. damn Uzi A. Now I really don't know what to do anymore. I'm trying to show the world that I obviously prefer the party to the country, but this hat isn't even made in this country. Almost like our Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump has lied to us all along. May I even wear this to the next gathering of small minds when we plan to overthrow a democratically elected official. Will crying for the country properly wipe away my tears if I cannot oppress people because of my religious beliefs? I don't think so as Mexican fiber is probably made from hemp which doesn't have the same absorbency rate as good old American cotton and you know how much we conservatives love our cotton. My great-grandfather didn't run a cotton farm just to watch a bunch of Mexicans replace our hard-earned cotton with Mexican hemp. This is an obvious parody. However, I am now visibly flabbergasted by my loyalty as I plan to overthrow the government and establish a fascist dictatorship that will actively legislate against my interests while gaining my support, angering the people trying to get me clean water give.