Review on 🍞 Black Sunbeam 4-Slice Toaster with Wide Slots (003911-100-000) by Vettee Welch

From the day this toaster showed up on my doorstep, my life changed. Not only does it add the perfect color and crunch to my bread, it almost seems to know my soul. I can't explain it, but once I started using this toaster regularly, I noticed my hair was thicker and my nails stronger. I thought it was a coincidence until one morning when I emptied the crumb drawer. I took the fluffy bits of crust and made a joking wish by tossing them in the air. Immediately thereafter, my doorbell rang. It was my father. I haven't seen him since I was 7, he disappeared at sea for 32 years. I know it sounds silly, but that's not all. The day I turned on the toaster, I got a huge promotion, my acne was gone, and IBS was gone. I understand that people may not believe me, but the timing of this toaster in my life and all of these miraculous events is undeniable. Yesterday I popped two of my glazed cherry brownies into the slots and when the timer rang I suddenly got scared. I fell to the ground and noticed something shiny under the oven door. It was my great-grandmother's sapphire and diamond ring that her mother gave her on her wedding day. That day I cried with joy as I enjoyed my perfectly toasted, extra gooey pop cake. I used to be a skeptic, but this toaster won me over.