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Review on 🐱 Blue Buffalo Wilderness Rocky Mountain Recipe: High Protein Grain Free Cat Food for Natural Adult Cats by Tanya Hughes

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Five stars is just a guess

The cat eats it so I'll try to convey his thoughts as he can't speak with words and he can't use the keyboard with his big fluffy paws. He's been eating it for four years now so it seems reasonable to assume he likes it BUT it's possible that he actually hates it and dreams of me being locked in a kennel and him being responsible for feeding me. In the dream he just feeds me the same thing every day until the end of time and just assumes I like it because he can't understand what I'm saying when I beg him to give me some more. Also, in his dream, I also had to urinate into a big plastic box filled with sound absorbers, but he forgot to clean it from time to time, so I had to step over my sticky poop and piss every time I left. You never know. OR simply the lack of variety in his diet over the years has left him with feline PTSD and one night he'll just lash out and pounce on my exposed face while I sleep. Even then, I wouldn't know why he attacked me, so I'd probably just rat him out after he did it six or seven times and put my eyes out. Then I would need a guide dog, but with the food I gave the dog I would be in exactly the same situation. The sad truth is I don't know and can't if he likes it or not so I'm giving it five stars because it's expensive and it comes in complicated packaging so I guess it must be good.

Pros
  • great product
Cons
  • so far so good