Review on Sizzling Style: REORIA Women'S Sleeveless Racer Back Halter Neck Bodysuit Tops by Eddie Simpkins

I couldn't bring myself to take a picture for this review, so you'll have to use your imagination a bit. I'm a mid 30s woman who wears a size 10/12 and am about 5'7 tall, and this bodysuit made me look like I'd tried to shove raw bread dough into every seam of the suit. My b00bs are size D, they aren't perky like when I was 22 but they haven't gone full flapjack pancake either. But the cut on this had them spilling out the sides and also shoved them down flat somehow? I don't know, I couldn't look closely enough to actually figure it out. It was ok on my midsection, I don't have a flat belly and didn't expect to magically get one (spoiler alert, I didn't).But the bottom. Sweet merciful heavens. I don't consider myself to be very tall, or unusually large, in fact I lost my b00ty from driving my giant suburbitank all over town 879 times a day. But when I snapped the bottom on this thing, you would have sworn you'd landed in the Sahara because there was nothing but camels to be seen. It was really just a sight (not) to be seen.And listen, I'm hip. I wear things I borderline shouldn't be anymore. I'm not afraid of a crop top, a snat ched waisted bodysuit and ripped jeans. But I am too kind to wear this thing out of my own bedroom because even my children haven't been bad enough to be subjected to seeing this.Just kidding I'm not hip. But the t'ktoker who swore I'd love this did a great job convincing me I COULD be hip if I bought this. She was not right y'all. Not right. Leave this for the 18 year olds who still have their bits in the places we remember having them at.