Review on 🏴 Experience a Swashbuckling Adventure with the Big Summer Inflatable Pirate Fortress by Bobby Diaz

Gave my three year old son to my friends for his birthday and was not disappointed. The whole thing looks great and is thicker than I thought it would be even though it was only three years old so I don't think it's heavy enough to really test its strength. After we managed to thread the pipe through the hole in the front of the boat and secure the tower, it all started. At first, these were episodic guerrilla battles. They come like a buccaneer raiding a port, striking hard and fast before retreating to deeper waters to avoid a backlash. But a person can shoot from this gun. A three-year-old child with an explosive cannon with a 60-foot accuracy and unlimited ammo. In the beginning it was the dads, chatting aimlessly while casually sipping beers by the pool. Bang, the pirates have attacked. Water everywhere, Tommy Bahama shirts and cargo shorts soaked through, men jostled one on top of the other in a frantic struggle to protect their phones from the onslaught. But the child grew braver. Then it was the ladies who felt safe in their mama voices and sundresses while eating their muffins and finger sandwiches by the pool. Until the little pirate came to town. Like a warship full of water, the child raced away, watering mother after mother, aunt after grandmother. It was a mess. Spray endlessly in all directions, fight and win the 360-degree war of poolside visitors. The kid was crazy. And it was his birthday, so he got away with it. Worth every penny. 6/5 stars.