Review on 👕 Amazon Brand – Pinzon Heavyweight Luxury Cotton Washcloths - 2-Pack, 12 x 12 Inch, White by James Pernell

I am picky about linens to say the least and have finally found the perfect towel. A fluffy warm towel is not an easy task when you are big and fluffy yourself. Enter: the perfect towel *angels sing like angels* It has everything: weight, girth, size, warmth, softness, it will do everything but your taxes. I wanted to see how much water these bad boys could hold, so I took not one, not two, but FOUR showers in a row, and if I say I was dry as a desert after towel drying myself FOURTH TIME , I'm not joking. It's mid-August here in South Florida, so being wet is sort of the accepted state here, but not for this family anymore! Bonus Usage: Destroy your enemies with the weight of your own MEGA towel! Simply hold one of these gorgeous bath towels under the tap for about 45 minutes until it's completely soaked, then throw it at an enemy of your choice. The weight alone will crush not only your will to live, but possibly your chest as well! TLDR: These oversized towels will dry your furry friends with ease. Also, they weigh a ton and I'm bored.