Review on Vintage-Inspired Floral Halter High-Waisted Bikini Set By COCOSHIP - Available In Black, Pink, And Blue - Perfect For Carnival And Beach Day by Teresa Torma

I was pleasantly surprised that this bathing suit flatters my 40’s mom bod. I was thinking that it might look like a big diaper on me, but it actually looks good and covers all of the right places. HOWEVER… there was this weird little stinky cloud floating around my face that had an odd stench that seemed familiar, but not. Like, a mashup of cat butt, fish tank and and old urine. My daughter and I kept smelling each other and the cat trying to figure out where the hell it was coming from. Didn’t take too long to figure out that it was the bathing suit bottom wreaking up the house. I ripped it off and smelled the bottoms and holy crap, I gagged and I’ve never scrubbed my bum so hard with soap before! If you receive one of these cute retro suits, smell it first! So one star taken away for poor quality control. His/her nose must have been stuffed up that day, lol.