As soon as I put these on, a bald eagle crested the skyline and landed on my shoulder carrying a dead communist rat in his beak.
When the eagle dropped the rodent, it exploded into bits of red, white, and blue confetti that surely would've blinded me if not for the high quality eye protection covering these baby blues.
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