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Review on πŸ§” Organic Vanilla Beard Balm by Striking Viking - Enhances, Nourishes & Softens Beards and Mustaches - Natural Beard Conditioner Wax with Shea Butter, Tea Tree, Argan & Jojoba Oils by Jody Grimmett

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Want to look like a Viking but smell like God?!

Why buy a beard scent when you can get FOUR An afternoon heist with the boys? Throw some cedar!Hot date with the only girl in your village? Mix some sandalwood and vanilla! Have long days at sea left you indecisive? Carry all four at once! Doesn't matter! You will smell amazing. I don't take many things in life seriously, but my beard is a different matter. These scents will transform you from a sloppy, sheep-smelling peasant into a sexy, hydrated man who's sure to make Odin blush. Compliment your pumped up muscles with a soft and fragrant beard. You deserve it. Speaking of compliments, my phone is already bursting with compliments from people I haven't even met! Your beard did you good. Be nice to your beard. Buy this balm.

Pros
  • Permanent test results
Cons
  • Makes me nervous