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Review on 🦷 Enhanced Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream, 2.4 oz, 3 Pack (Packaging May Vary) by Vanessa Knipp

Revainrating 5 out of 5

The time I ended up in jail for not having a fixodont.

I don't know how many times I've been glad I didn't run out of these things. Once I didn't have her and was forced to use a competitor's brand, I went on a first date. She was beautiful and funny. I didn't want to cancel the date because I didn't think I would get another chance. I got used to another brand and hoped for the best. The date went great and just before dinner we went back to her house and she told a joke. I laughed so hard my teeth flew out of my mouth and hit my girlfriend's head. She was taken to the hospital and had multiple stitches. They put me in jail because they thought I bit them. I am writing this review while sitting in my cell. I heard my girlfriend finally woke up this morning and I will be released soon. All of this could have been avoided if I hadn't run out of Fixodent and not used another brand. Please save time in jail and ruin a great date. Buy Fixodent and buy it in three packs to always be on the safe side.

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  • Easy to read control panel
Cons
  • New competitors