Review on ConairMAN MetalCraft Powerful Ear and Nose Hair Trimmer with Enhanced Performance by Nichole Morris

I am a hairy person. My hair could fill a brittle Mason Pearson comb and people would think it was an improvement. It also means my hair has been regularly broken with tools supposedly built to withstand the rigors of cutting human hair. I'm so hairy that the only way to take care of a woman was to (a) never take my shirt off in front of her, (b) my irresistible charm, and (c) a gorgeous head of hair when I was seducing you. Since then, the curls on my head have decided to migrate to the inside of my nose, earlobes and ear canals. Yes, I'm still married; I said I'm charming, remember? If there's a hair clipper on the market, I've used it and then destroyed it. I'm a haircut killer. Hair removal creams elude me. And one day, when I decided to try laser hair removal, the diode voluntarily decided to reflect its beam off the mirror and shoot it into the lens. After my last ear and nose hair trimmer died prematurely, a faint puff of smoke as he exuded a spirit, I returned to Revane to make another sacrifice before my follicular gods. Like sea angels of enlightenment pouring sweet rain on my burned face, Revane "recommended" a ConairMAN battery-powered ear and nose hair trimmer. To be honest I was skeptical. The odd mushroom-shaped tip reminded me of something else I never wanted to put up my nose. Nevertheless, there were many positive reviews. Granted, these must be bots, and that clumsy probe is a hoax. But I was desperate - this hairy man. , and waited for the arrival of the ConairMAN trimmer. I put my bag and sideburn trimmer aside, then went straight to the bathroom. It's been four days since I've waded through the jungle up my nose and around my ears, lots of hardened strands of keratin to kill. When I put the battery in and turned on the device, I was sure I could hear an orphan's cry in the distance. Instantly, the irregular tip and its peripheral side vents slid into my nostril like a cosmic wizard entering subspace. Then, as if nourished by a kyber crystal from the caves of Ilum, the hair fell victim to ConairMAN's voodoo magic. -smooth skin."Maybe?" I asked in a hushed tone. I started ripping out the neighboring nostril from its dirty growth. ConairMAN didn't hesitate or complain, but went to work with the same eagerness as a lumberjack in a Washington state jungle. With my nose open, I set about freeing both ears – the earlobes and the ear canals. It seemed like I was waving a magic wand over those stray hairs, demanding that they yield to the mighty power of my new tool. But I'm not done yet. Could this painless and effective ConairMAN trimming tool be enough to hit the beast that is my beard? No, I did not trim my beard with this tool. Do you really think I'll give up my sacred double chin that quickly? Please. However, I have used ConairMAN to clean up the edges that slide down to my lower lids and collarbone. After almost constant trimming for more than two months, ConairMAN now sits on a tiny, heated throne in my bathroom medicine cabinet, where toenail clippers and tweezers hand-feed him bunches. I'm a hairy person. And I'm no longer hopeless, but my nose and my ears are hairless.