Review on 🧢 Deliciously Soft Daily Beanie Hat - Cozy & Stylish Slouchy Knit - 100% Cotton Warmth by Chris Morgan

Well it's been a long time since all "giant jeans" died out and I was looking for a piece of clothing that could start a fight between me and my father. He's a man with a hat, and I thought that would help. HE STOLE MY FUCKING HAT. He says it's really comfortable and we both have thick wavy Irish/Polish Jewish hair and his hair gets very rough in his middle/old age. (Oh god, is my dad sixty? Or old? How about thirty? Young thirty, or I.my.my.boyfriend.is.looking for a boyfriend.is he approaching middle age? HELP ME! LOTS OF HELP My friend.) This hat contains my father's old man's hair, and now, if you will excuse me, I have to think of my mortality.