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Review on 🚬 GRAVE BEFORE SHAVE Cigar Blend Beard Balm: Indulge in Cigar/Vanilla Scented Grooming (4 oz.) by Kerri Houston

Revainrating 5 out of 5

You will need this in your life.

Are you a woman looking for the right beard balm for your man? The search is over dear! Everyone loves this scent and it will soften his beard so you don't scratch it when you attack him after being attracted by the masculine scent that fills your nostrils. By the way, other men will immediately recognize alpha in your man, because this balm gives a proud shine to the natural color of his beard. Guys, I researched this product and found something very interesting. Each batch is made from the ingredients listed, but the process used to combine those ingredients will tell you all you need to know. Meticulously tended by Uncle Sam himself, each batch is cooked over a wood fire the way backyard smokers live in our great nation of America. Each batch is gently and slowly stirred by a single feather donated by a bald eagle who visits Uncle Sam regularly. The essence of masculinity can only be found in this product, as Uncle Sam spends his lunch break eating bacon and sipping bourban. As you already know, he spends his Allied break in one of two ways; Keep fit by battling Alaskan grizzly bears or practicing marksmanship with your signature AR-15 rifle. Any questions folks? I did not think. God bless America and our troops. Now hit the buy button like it's a fresh keg!

Pros
  • Helps to tame the beard
Cons
  • Some problems