Review on 🍞 Elite Platinum Cool Touch Long Slot Toaster: Bagel-Friendly, 6 Settings, Space Saving Design, Stainless Steel & Black by Jason Selby

Wondering why other double-width toasters are $100? Don't be surprised anymore! This is the toaster to buy if you not only don't want to know when your food is going to be toasted, you want to know if it's going to be toasted at all. Tired of taking toast out of the toaster? Well, the good news is that this device ejects your items at such a speed that they can land on the counter or even the floor! Have you ever wished your bagel could be burned and frozen at the same time? Wish no more! With this toaster you can live the dream! Your "toast" will be so littered with burnt and utterly raw bits that even the most contrasting giraffes will envy it. When you're smearing so much butter, peanut butter, or cream cheese on oddly and very unevenly heated bread, you might not realize what a terrible job this toaster did at heating it up! Get one!