Review on Baxter of California Comb: Elevate Your Hair Styling Game by Amanda Dunn

I retired from the US Army in 2019. I haven't had a comb or brush since 1990. When I retired I grew a beard. I realized pretty quickly that I needed a beard comb and a beard brush. Seeing this made me wonder who would pay that kind of money for a beard comb (that kind was called a mustache comb the last time I had hair). I figured with all the money I'd saved over the years when I didn't have hair products, I could find out if it was worth the money. I mean, it's a good comb, but it's not life changing. Sky Trumpets don't sound every time I run them over my beard (I still have no hair on my head). I don't moan in ecstasy as I brush my beard with oil. The teeth are smooth and well ground, with no burrs to scratch skin or damage hair. Because it's so small I think I'll lose it pretty quickly. I think that's why they suggest subscribing and saving. I will say that now that I have this hairbrush, I have a strong desire to buy other overpriced things that imply that my manhood is bigger than other men's. I also have a desire to walk down to the table with greasy coffee spoons in plaid lumberjack shirts and waitresses grumbling about the size of the farm, and Bud's Corner Cafe should embrace that philosophy. The last urge I get when I comb my beard with this comb is to create an insanely long mustache. Maybe it really is life changing.