Review on 🚽 Chrome Finished Panel Bidet Attachment with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch – Non-Electric, Self-Cleaning Dual Nozzle for Frontal and Feminine Wash, Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet by Logan Goozmer

Where do I start if I hate this bidet? I'm not sure which is worse. Weak, inefficient water flow or a learning curve for 4 buttons that aren't clearly labeled? Oh I know what it is, it's that when your hips are bigger than a skinny person and you swipe properly, your hip hits the spray button and you literally spray 10 out of 10 wipes of water onto your hand. I have no idea how this bidet got so many good reviews but it is just awful. I don't even know how to send it back, but I think dragging my butt across the carpet would be more satisfying than trying to get this thing to not splatter on my hand and wet the toilet paper every time that I hold in my hand. I wipe every time.