Review on Parker 98R Ultra Heavy Weight Long Handle Double Edge Safety Razor & 5 Blades: Superior Quality for a Flawless Shave by Wendy Kennedy

I gave it 5 stars because it does everything it says it does. I'd like a slightly more aggressive shave, but it does the job well. I'm a bit tired of all this marketing and everything to do with things like razors and things like that. You drag it around your cup every time your wife starts complaining, not a minute before. If you drag him across your face, he will do what he says by separating your face from his mustache instead of divorcing your wife. It's a good thing to wipe your ass with after speaking morning decrees from the porcelain throne. It will not allow you to reach a state of enlightenment, nor fill your life with ecstasy like I want you to believe the stupid advertisements I've seen. What he's going to do is shave you, and very well.