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Review on 🌳 57ft Slackline Kit with Training Line, Tree Protectors, Arm Trainer, Ratchet Cover, and Carry Bag - Ideal Slack Line for Kids, Children, and Adults in Backyard Activities by Alfonso Alexander

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Great family fun! Don't forget to read the instructions!

If you are looking for something that focuses on outdoor activities and fun for the whole family then this is a great product! My kids got it for Christmas and they love walking in the imaginary lava pit. A word of caution though. There's a reason the instructions say to lay the slackline at knee height. I learned this when I decided to bravely traverse the lava pit of doom. I was about halfway there when my confidence decided to desert me and my legs started to dance like a squirming worm on hot asphalt. What happened next made me reconsider my decision to lay the slackline at about waist height. Both legs went outward, leaving an extremely tight line that yielded with my weight to bounce on the descent. The sound of a smack was quickly heard before the pain began to intensify and all that was left was to turn and fall helplessly into the lava pit of doom. I felt like my manhood was gone forever when my voice returned to puberty puberty. My expression changed as I tried to say "I'm fine" to my wife, who was laughing louder than she'd ever been in her life. I finally came to my senses and slowly developed superpowers to crawl out of the lava pit of doom. My kids cheer me up. This Christmas will never be forgotten and I owe it all to the lack of reading instructions that came with Slackline.

Pros
  • GOLS Certified
Cons
  • Expandable