Review on AZOKOE Women'S High-Waisted Sequin Palazzo Lounge Pants With Wide Bell Bottom Trousers by Josh Sheehan

I’m pretty confident as far as body image goes. Could I stand to lose weight, obviously. One thing I think is so important though is not making poor body image comments in front of my daughter so I try to keep the shaming thoughts to myself when I don’t like the way something looks.My work holiday party is Thursday and I feel like I have exhausted the existing leather and sequined pants in my closet. Let’s grab a new pair of quins for the night. I’ve gotten tons of compliments on the pieces I wore throughout the holidays. Can’t miss.I do A LOT of shopping on Walmart because it’s convenient, can get really good stuff and as we already determined I’m a little fluffy so I like to try things on at home with the shoes, hair and makeup I’ll be wearing with the item so I can be sure if I don’t like something it’s not just gravity, wine and carbs that made the item look bad. Plus, returns and refunds are super easy. That said, I rely heavily on reviews and pics when ordering. These seemed safe. Elastic waist and came in my size.The scream I scrumpt when I put these on…I looked like a FRESHLY fed python. Not one of those cute little nope ropes in a fish tank under a lamp in your basement. A full on big boy in the wild that grabbed a goat for a quick lunch. Look, they fit and were even comfortable but it looked like there was a struggle. Remember in Steel Magnolias at the wedding when Ouiser said the lady dancing looked like two pigs in a blanket? It was just so bad. Python, pigs in a blanket, whatever. I can’t get the image out of my head. The sound I let out is burnt into my daughter's ears and I briefly broke my rule, but sometimes honesty has to come before pride and feelings.This is my reminder to you and myself that just because it zips, doesn’t mean it fits.Further: I am not a fan of the jewelry in the stock pic. That was not my vision for these.Even further: I know scrumpt is not a word.