Review on Protect Yourself With Hipat Red Emergency Whistles | Loud & Crisp Sound | 2 Pack With Lanyard | Ideal For Lifeguard, Self-Defense & Emergency by Paul Philippe

I'm attempting to stop laughing while typing this review but it's just too funny.The marketing calls I receive are NON-STOP!They WERE driving me crazy!Ahhhh, but revenge is a dish best served COLD!Heh, heh, heh!One company from India called at least 10 times everyday attempting to gain access to my credit cards."Vee vish to offer you a lower interest rate."I literally BEGGED them to, "STOP CALLING ME! I KNOW YOU'RE SCAMMERS! STOP IT! PLEASE! PLEASE, STOP IT!"They would literally laugh at me, call me vulgar names, mock me, you name it!When I'd block one number, THEY'D CALL BACK USING A DIFFERENT NUMBER!This went on for MONTHS!If you attempt to report them to the phone company they can't help because these people buy telephone numbers from them and they're based in INDIA.The caller ID will show them as a person's name, not a company or even as unknown. It may identify them as Mary Scott or William Jones.Anyway, I bought this set of whistles after the advice given from a nice lady at AT&T.The first time they called.(Laughing so hard I can barely type this review)The whistle is SO LOUD it hurt even my ears! After a week of this, NO MORE CALLS!I now keep these whistles beside every landline in my house and on my keychain.Ahhhhhhhh!The sound of REVENGE!Heh, heh, heh!