Damn yeah folks - slip your hands into those flowing sleeves, snap that shirt collar at the back of your head, and indulge in the dark pleasures of supreme laziness. In my case, a little thought on the color I ordered would have been nice as it ended up matching my sofa almost perfectly. Well, urban camouflage level is unlocked! As mentioned, it's open at the back like a hospital gown, but who cares - it's as wide as an emperor's robe (and it's you, remote-controlled like a scepter, in control of your entire digital domain). Just wrap those wings around you before you get groggy - problem solved. Warm and cozy! Soft, chenille-like, with a pleasant sheen, but does tarnish a little after a single wash. The only way to improve this is to add a bag of Doritos.
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