Review on WHISPER Attachment Non Electric Retracting Resistant by Israel Thurow

I bought these less than a week ago, before the big toilet paper crisis on March 13th 2020. Now they're sold out. I knew I would have no problem fitting in, but I wasn't sure about my wife or kids. Installation was easy, I only had trouble with two nuts unrelated to the product. So my wife tried it first, the cold water cleaned her up and she squealed with delight from sheer satisfaction. Toilet gods, Neptune, Poseidon and Nemo showed her the light. Now she has switched to a bidet. Then my son tried it, he was more skeptical, but all 6 year olds tend to face the raw power of true purity. His first twist on the nozzle caused startled laughter as he adjusted. I had to knock on doors to see if he had transcended this material plane or was still there. He was still here, holier than you and purified beyond recognition. He came in as a boy and came out as a boy but just hadn't used inferior toilet paper and was clean now. My daughter ran away and said she would never use the potty again. She will be missed. I highly recommend this product.