Review on Colonel Conk Model 118 Moustache by Jessica Rodriguez

According to U2, "I still haven't found what I'm looking for." I thought Colonel Conk Model 118 would cure my mustache ailments. I ordered Colonel Conk after seeing it at the Mast General Store in Boone, NC along with some other great shaving kits and hair tonics. When I found it here on Amazon for such a great price I was excited to try it. I have a pretty impressive full beard and wish the mustache was more "busy" to complete the look, but to be honest I hate sharing half a meal with lip hair. This started my search (but haven't found it yet) for a hard mustache wax without a dry, harsh look. Colonel Conk is not like that. As previous reviewers have noted, it has the texture and staying power of petroleum jelly, and my mustache looks greasy and wet like I forgot to wash my face after eating a plate of chicken wings. In short, it wasn't a very good view. I tried several times with different amounts but to no avail, the Colonel didn't cut. If anyone knows any good product recommendations, I'm looking for a quality wax but not this one.