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Review on πŸ”’ Enhance Your Security with Defender Security U 10306 4-Inch Surface Bolt, Satin Nickel Finish by Brian Cheney

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Throw away the trap and deadbolt key

This won't stop and I repeat it won't stop violent gangs from breaking into your home. I know it firsthand because I'm actually the leader of a violent gang. I gifted this lock to my new neighbor and he didn't even stop me when the boys and I kicked his front door. My neighbor gave it to me and then broke into my house. But he's really cool and the leader of a cute gang, so I can't even be mad at him. Okay, covered my tracks. It was close. Oh wait, I'm typing this, everyone can still read it and relate me to this crime. It's the only other thing I'm guilty of, inability to lie. Please write to me and I will send you this lock for free if you agree to install it and only it, like a lock on your front door. Then me and the boys will pay you a little visit, hehehe. Oh, I forgot I've already admitted to breaking into houses that have this lock as a burglar deterrent, so I guess the last line wasn't as cryptic as I thought it would be. But anyway, just turn the lock on and then tell me you're done and you can tell me to drive to your house, kick down the door and rob you. So to speak. if you take my word *wink*

Pros
  • Great for me
Cons
  • Almost everything is fine