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Review on πŸ”‘ Keychron K2 Wireless Mechanical Keyboard with White LED Backlit/Gateron Blue Switch/USB Wired/Anti Ghosting/84-Key N-Key Rollover, Bluetooth Gaming Keyboard for Mac Windows PC Gamer-Version 2 by Keith Wolff

Revainrating 4 out of 5

This keyboard almost ruined my marriage

The best time of my life was the most adventurous. Banks fly down the street from the back of our car with "We Got Married" written on the window. Wind in our faces and the horizon in front of us. Our five-year plan was quickly adjusted when a new family member suddenly appeared. "Maybe we'll move closer to home," we thought as college graduation, job changes, and diaper buying shifted from the near future to the present. Ah, the good years finding our way as we navigate this larger than life world of ours. near future. film production. But not only helping with the production of films in any Hollywood or indie scene. No, my dreams of greatness were much higher. I've set my sights on a few pieces of gear, nothing fancy, but enough to get me started and get my contemporaries to take me seriously. I think you know that feeling - the smell when you shrink-wrap a new technology. It's exhilarating. Soon my new installation was up and running. "I was clicking and clicking on this very keyboard until late at night. It took some getting used to, but my fingers quickly got used to it. My wife doesn't. Long hours of the night passed while the child fidgeted inside her. "Five more minutes!" I barked, angrily chasing the dreams I hoped would come true. The clicking of the keys drove her crazy quickly. I was too distracted by my passionate pursuit of passion to notice. But the wedge pushed us further and further apart. I was slowly dying inside and she turned into a monster. Then the fighting began. First a small fragment here and there. But one night it all turned to screams and chaos. Click-click, the keyboard went. My ghost vanished, the screen glowing brightly in my glassy eyes. I can't remember exactly what has happened since then. i know i'm alone Where is my wife, my child? My house? All my friends? If only I had listened! The madness and chaos caused by hypnotic keyboard click click addiction was my downfall! Immersed in madness and chaos I may never return. 2 stars, not recommended. Written by Jeremy Pope, edited by Bennett Williamson.

Pros
  • New to my collection
Cons
  • Ugly packaging