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Review on Planar UltraRes UR8450 LX: 84-inch LED Lit πŸ“Ί 3840X2160, 3D Display - UR8450-LX Product Review & Features by Kevin Josanu

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Slapping a sandwich only makes it taste better.

You can review your declining bank account and debt reports in 3D! With this thing, you can light up the whole room with naked pictures of girls that you'll never touch because you just spent more on that TV than the cars they all drive. If you're a chubby fan, you're in luck. You look 8x bigger on this thing! For those who really want to experience a lot of women, sensory models are available for this product. The screen is big enough to throw a huge party for the next superbowl! But let's face it, you probably don't have any friends other than your $22,000 monitor. At least you can see the people in the stadium (who have friends) in stunning 4k resolution! With an ultra-slim profile less than 3 inches wide, you finally have something that will make your little Johnny look bigger! Energy saving LED lighting technology, because we all know that after this purchase you will need to save on your electricity bill. You may need to sell your car and/or your children. In fact, I'm going to hire you 10 hours an hour to wipe tears off my desk because oh my god I'm going to laugh and cry hysterically when you actually lose 22,000 on this thing.

Pros
  • Who needs friends when you can have this baby? This will be your only true friend. trust me i'm old
Cons
  • Limited resolution options