Review on Revolutionary Novelties Liquid Gag: Introducing the Smelly Stinky Surprise! by Mark Powell

Was kidding, stumbled across this, read the reviews and thought you were all clowns. Then I got it and took it to Walmart. I sprayed it a few times and half the store was empty in the hour or two I was there. electronics, nobody. clothes, nobody. toys, nobody. smell everywhere. Now the story gets a little more interesting. My bag started dripping, my Tommy Hilfiger leather jacket got wet. I'm not a powerful man who just loses his temper and buys another nice jacket. I smelled it for weeks and couldn't wear a jacket. I went to get it and it still smelled. My prank backfired and karma bit me that the contents could smell like it had come. Had to clean 2 more times before the smell went away. The guy from the dry cleaners also asked me what I had and I had to explain it sheepishly as usual. It now resides in the deepest recesses of my closet, slowly seeping out of its nuclear contents, likely causing my own deadly elephant legs to build up on the bottom of that closet.