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Review on 🌱 Soy Milk Hand Crème by Archipelago Botanicals. Luxurious and Delicately Scented Lotion for Nourishing Cuticles and Softening Rough Spots. Enriched with High-Quality Plant Extracts. Leaves No Oily Residue (3.2 oz) by Agustin Pavoris

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Smells Like Teen Spirit

For some reason I bought a tube for my wife and ended up getting two. i do it sometimes forgot to look at the quantity in the cart before clicking the checkout button. So I put the spare tube in my bag and took it to work. My workplace is like the Gobi desert during the heating season, so I decided to give it a try. I was impressed with the quality of the product, the fact that it didn't leave a greasy feeling and smelled like my first girlfriend in 7th grade. I rode her on my bike, sat on the handlebars, and her hair touched my face. The smell was amazing and quite intoxicating when I drove it home. She left me for the captain of the soccer team. It's okay, I've recovered. I had a moment of olfactory bliss and can't resist it with Archipelago Botanicals No. Recover 3 Soymilk Hand Cream. The tube says "Body Cream" (sic). My hands didn't know the difference.

Pros
  • Free for educational purposes
Cons
  • Too long to wait