Review on 👾 TOYMYTOY Monster Finger Puppets by Badpuppy Warton

In July I had terrible hemorrhoids. One of the many effects it had on me was that my eyes changed the direction they were facing significantly, causing me to see double. To try to see normally, I've been doing eye exercises every day since October, involving the thumb and focusing in different ways. Eventually my eyes will refocus and allow me to see things clearly if I look in a certain direction for most of the day. The next morning they return to the wrong position. There is no god. Because my eyes are so damaged I have to do a lot of exercise because my eyes have a hard time working together when they're looking in so many different directions. So. To get anywhere near "normal" vision it can take 1 to 2 hours to do these thumb exercises every "sworn" morning, and I probably will for the rest of my life. I'm tired of always looking at my thumb. I AM SO TIRED looking at my thumb. This is boring. Just a piece of meat with a fingernail sticking out of the end. No weird faces, bright colors, or emotionally charged facial expressions. Enter the finger puppet monster game. They turned my unrelenting, never-ending nightmare of staring at my thumb every damn day into a mad morning adventure of "Clampius Biteoclomp" (the one with the huge jaw) rampaging through an imaginary universe of innocents, with no horrific eye dysfunction, the pathetic Swallowing people whole to quench my insatiable thirst for revenge for the cruel trick life played on me. In doing so, I can focus on it instead of my stupid thumb and add a much-needed element of visual pleasure to my daily life. Also, I'm 38. Don't judge me, it's been a tough year and these little boys have been AWESOME.