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Review on πŸ‘— VERTTEE Maxi Women's Dress: Elegant Boat Neck, Short Sleeve & Plus Size High Waist Print for Casual Party, Club & Cocktail - Flattering Split Design! by Jennifer Pimentel

Revainrating 1 out of 5

This outfit looks like an anti-spanks

TERRIBLE. It's terrible. The drummer is terrible. And I say that as a plus-size person, who generally understands that not everyone is going to flatter my figure the way others might. But this thing is single-layer Lycra. I'm usually okay with the fit and I'm not the type to shy away from punches when something is misplaced, but this material hugged every bump on my body like a latex glove - the main difference being that latex has some of which retains its opacity when stretched, while this material instantly becomes as transparent as sheer pantyhose when pulled even just a little taut. although it is navy blue and floral. His shorts ride up under him so easily they almost feel slippery. They ride so high that spanks don't even fit because they need a thong in front to stay out of sight. The shorts gathered around my underwear line in less than ten steps, which is doubly unfortunate because the portion of the dress that drapes over it is cut into four segments with HUGE "slits" in between. Imagine wearing a sash around your waist with four slippery lycra straps tied at the front, back and sides. So there wasn't even a skirt to hide the effect of sticky diapers - or the constant, covert pulling of shorts out of the bikini line (which I would have to do if I ever wore this dress for anything). other than standing completely still and crying over how suddenly I had extra, randomly spaced feet all over my body. The weirdest thing about the whole thing was that it technically "fitted comfortably"!

Pros
  • practical item
Cons
  • looks