Review on LUMBERJACKED Pre-Workout Supplement with CarnoSyn by Kodiak Supplements - 30 Servings for Improved Pumps, Strength, Energy, and Concentration - No Crash (Pink Lemonade) by Matt Pratt

First off I would like to say that I have tried several different pre workouts over the last year or so. These include C4 (x2), Jacked Factory Nitro Surge, GNC Beyond Raw LIT, Ghost, Pre JYM, and Fresh Raccoon Blood mixed with Giraffe Milk. Let me say some of them were good, some weren't, just like my ex girlfriends aside from the debilitating depression and soul drain. However, this LUMBERJACKED is the absolute leader when it comes to covering all the bases needed to prepare well for a workout. Not to mention that it's readily available here on Revain, something that was missing from the blood and milk mix. No proprietary blends - regular, proven ingredients right on the label. Even the smallest brothers can read these smallest words. Amazing taste. Pink Lemonade is arguably the best pre-workout I've ever tried. I drive a Chevy Duramax and tried a Cellucor C4 so I can taste diesel. That's not it. - Smooth, noticeable increase in pampas. No tremors or "lifting sensation". Although the label says "aufgebockt" in the name, you don't immediately understand it. And why the hell do you need that? You'll end up shooting a dumbbell or fitness manager with a pump into the ceiling. It's not safe to be bromosexual. Yes, it's high in caffeine, but what doesn't? Do you know your boss that you hate so much, who is shorter than you and probably impotent? Well, even though he's awful, he's still your boss, and he came in for the caffeine! That's good, but he got it wrong! Stomp his ass in the ground and become a true pro with LUMBERJACKED! Just the right amount of caffeine and no crash. Mixes well. This part is easy. You pour it into a bottle and shake it for a few minutes. I drink mine as soon as I get to the gym and the timing seems perfect. Even bros with tiny-handed Brosannasaurus Rex can shake it up. Don't worry, they won't stay tiny for long with LUMBERJACKED. Sorry I had to stop writing this review to shave my beard and get some exercise. Push-ups are designed for Cellucor users. When you use LUMBERJACKED, the earth moves. Not you! Oh yes, where was I? Damn, I'm home. What the hell am I doing here. I need to be at her gym making money and saving kittens. Order LUMBERJACKED or win carbohydrates. See you later, Joe Brogan.