YOU HAVE A JOB! After spending too much time searching the sea for can openers, we've stumbled upon this beautiful, modern take on a classic piece of human ingenuity. Majestic in its splendor, this momentous invention has been mastered and perfected by the world's finest engineers over a long span of time and history. Its functional nature is responsible for bringing humanity out of the depths of a dark world full of spoiled food, rot and a short product shelf life. a world fit only for beasts and prehistoric cavemen. This creation opens up a beautiful new life for its human creators, a life in which consumables can retain their original flavor for weeks, months, and even years. because without opening a can opener, how would we ever figure out how to open a can? After a rigorous elimination process, we've settled on this modern take on our beloved classic. With its comfortable handles, large size and an absolutely stunning extra large handle that even the toughest critics couldn't shy away from, we knew we had found what we were looking for. A cool $15 and two better days later, we're the proud new owners of this modern marvel. It was hard to resist the sheer excitement and power you feel when you hold it in your hands like the pewter Infinity Gauntlet. There was no glass in sight immune to the destructive opening power we now possessed. The whole world was at our fingertips and nothing could stop us! Except for one small detail. This can opener does not open cans. As you can clearly see in our documented review, despite its striking good looks, large proportions and empty promises, it fulfills our wildest canned fantasies. it's totally incapable of doing what can openers have been doing from the start. Now we are in a heartbreaking scenario, our dreams are shattered, our banks are tightly closed, now we must turn around and move on. Several attempts to open just one can failed again and again. It wasn't a human error, it was just a bad design or a defective device that passed quality control. It couldn't even break the can's lid seal, a lid seal that our previous cheap can opener had beaten for years. When you squeeze the lid of the jar, the handle gets stuck in itself and you have to pry it apart. Shaking and stuttering and then falling with every attempt. watch the video. We had high hopes for it and were thoroughly disappointed. Look elsewhere, it's not high quality, it's cheaply made and it just doesn't work. We'll mothball it and get back to finding a quality product that does what it's designed to do. You can thank us later.
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