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Review on Happy Hoodie Small Purple by Ken Coste

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Outwardly calm dogs in an existential crisis

The product was bought for bathing or drying off. I don't know if you can call this a "happy" hoodie, but it neutralizes your dog and turns him into a slightly annoyed older woman in a headscarf. When I put it on my dog, she freezes, not knowing what to do, staring into space like she's wondering, 'Did I leave the stove on? When was the last time my son called? Then she remembers that she is a dog, does not know what an oven is and has never given birth. She also notes that she has a piece of tissue on her head that simultaneously compresses her brain and makes her sleepy. Maybe that pressure is acting as a calming mechanism, just like a thunder shirt, or maybe she's losing oxygen. In any case, a hair dryer will make their fur easier to dry and will calm them down when loud noises like fireworks or a lawnmower are heard outside. It's easy to put on and usually stays in place until I take it off, either after the bad event (hair dryer or lawn mower) is over or because I can't stand the hard, judgmental eyes of my Carolina dog who turned into an offended grandmother transformed .

Pros
  • Pet supplies
Cons
  • You could choose a newer model