Review on Optimized Num 💅 Noms Nail Polish Maker Toy by Alicia Aftanas

This is my first review because I have to share with the world that it certainly can be THE WORST TOY OF THE ALL EXISTENCE OF OUR UNIVERSE. I bought this as a Christmas present because my girls were begging for it, but they actually got it as a birthday present before Santa could deliver. This morning we dived head first into a nail polish experience that had me wondering DOES ANYONE REALLY TEST THIS PRODUCT BEFORE THEY MAKE, DISTRIBUTE AND SELL THIS PRODUCT FOR A LITTLE LUCK?!? The evidence suggests that the lacquer will happily accept its new home in empty bottles, but rejects this new home with fiery passion. Not only does he fall with ease, he explodes like Vesuvius at its best. It stains everyone's fingers and sucks all the happiness out of your soul. I don't know Mr. Nom Nom personally, but I do know he hasn't tried this thing with his three eager kids. He laughs at us from the safety of his multi-billion dollar Nom Nom den because it's a "hot toy" for Christmas and we're all willing to shell out $40 for it! YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH $40 INSTEAD OF SPENDING IT ON THAT SHIT?!? I could soak my money in kerosene, light it up, and roast a single tiny marshmallow. I could make 40 little origami birds and release them. I was able to use it in the bathroom this morning when I ran out of toilet paper and watched it flush down the toilet with my feces. Finally, please heed my warning and one star rating. I actually give ZERO stars but Amazon wouldn't let me. This nail polish maker is nothing but a devil reincarnated and he will ruin your life. End. *I didn't buy it from Amazon but I'm spending my money to return what I bought to the store that rhymes with Shmois R Shmus.