Review on 💨 Liquid Ass Mister: The Ultimate Stink Bomber for Hilarious Pranks! by Jeremy Gums

Was pulled over by the police. I already knew why he got me (too fast) but of course I wanted to ask him why he stopped me. I don't have any extra money to give to them so I decided to try my luck and sense of humor. About a week ago I bought a fart spray and tried it on my wife but wanted to see how far I could go. The bottle says spray twice. Well, when the cop goes to my car, I've sprayed about 5 nozzles. He comes to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can't! He stops immediately and says: aaaa. What is that? I said I had IBS and I had an accident sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said sir my stomach hurts and I'm trying to get home because I do. (he's standing by my window and I haven't finished the sentence yet) He touches his face, steps back and speaks. My God. I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh, of course. He looked nervous and ill). I live just around the corner. Cop: YES SIR BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE BUT I TERRIBLELY UNDERSTAND. WAITING. I'LL GO WITH YOU! Yes, I didn't expect things to go this way, but the police waited until I got out of the car (he stayed in his), so I had to walk all the way to my door, clenching my butt and limping. "Like I'm in pain! Moral of the story: I don't have it, but I'm going to buy a box of this fart spray. Ticket not written!