Review on Bay Rum Beard Oil - 1 Ounce Bottle by Grave Before Shave by Tina Brooks

I recently purchased a 1oz bottle of Bay Rum beard oil. When I first bought it I used what I found earlier at Walmart (Cremo). no smell. became bearded, bored. and wanted to smell like a hairy man! However. like i said i bought a bottle, popped in today, put some on my old beard and was amazed at how manly i smelled! I felt freedom! I looked in the mirror and the American flag was flying high behind me. There was a thud and I could have sworn the bald eagle died trying to fly through the window to bring a piece of American Stinkman awesomeness into my bathroom! But at that moment I wanted to smell the product again! That Rum Bay, with the flag flying, the broken-necked eagle twitching outside the window, I reached for the bottle. and knocked him over. The flag disappeared, the eagle got up and left. There was half a bottle on the counter, the room was silent. Tears in the eyes. I spilled my new bottle of Bay Rum. Unit volume? My bathroom smells really good and this is a good product.