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Review on πŸ›Œ RelaxBlanket Weighted Blanket - 60''x80'', 10lbs - Premium Cotton with Glass Beads - Dark Grey by Mark Gilbert

Revainrating 1 out of 5

Nobody needs this blanket and I hate that it was ever made.

The existence of this product is simply obscene. When was the last time you thought about the noise a ceiling makes? I'm telling you, with this blanket, it's all you ever think about. It is made up of thousands of ball bearings spilled into its baffles. It's incredible how long they can pour at the slightest movement (and how loud!) before they stop to rest. Just don't breathe. The noise is ridiculous: Just pulling it out of the box was like unloading a dump truck full of marble onto a dried-up river bed of broken stones. It's about as loud as a thousand Krakatoas erupting in a moon-sized bag of potato chips. It's taking me a long time to write a review, but the sheer gall of a blanket - a blanket for sleeping - almost screams at just covering it up. Of course I'll send it back. But I want you to know that this is a waste of your money and time, and I am personally offended that manufacturers even believe that a person can accept such a terrible ceiling. It's like a raw spaghetti chair. Completely hostile to his only target. SEVERAL PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO THIS.

Pros
  • Keeping my fists
Cons
  • Reliability