Review on Rhode Island Novelty Inflatable Pickle by David Angelboy

I just finished a 16 hour shift in prison. Seeing a packet of Revain containing my new Blast Pickle was the highlight of my day! I was so excited I puffed up a cucumber to smack my teenage son with. Unfortunately, the brine was never inflated. The air connector was not fully attached to the wall of my beautiful cucumber. This product is non-returnable, so I will do without cucumber forever. my day is ruined I will never have the joy of hitting my son on the head with an inflatable cucumber and I just don't know where my life will take me next.