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Review on Enhance Your Pet's Mobility with Imperial Cat Step 'n Play Pet Steps by Mariah Johnson

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Bending over is not easy for beds and furniture

I didn't buy this for my cat. I don't like cats at all. I'm much more the dog person. But do you know that I love you even more than dogs? Sloppy. You see every night when my friends and I hang out on the porch. There's Domino's Pizza, Candy, and a White Claw. Deep conversations, shark tank ideas and laughter can also be found on the lanai. As October rolled around this year, I thought deeply about who I want to be on Halloween. It was the day I could hide who I really am and be who I really wanted to be. Finding these steps everything clicked. Stoop - I can bend over. It represents friendship, happiness and pizza. What more could you want from a Halloween costume? I could even hold it with one hand while eating cheese and crackers, sipping sour-power vodka, or taking slouches (selfies with slouch) with the other hand. {Sighs} The synopsis never fails me. I hope you find your porch one day too. Much luck.

Pros
  • Pretty packaging
Cons
  • makes me angry