Review on 🧜 Cozy LAGHCAT Mermaid Tail Blanket: Soft All Seasons Crochet Sleeping Blanket, Classic Pattern for Adults (71"x35.5", Blue) by Nicholas Peters

My mom loves to cuddle with her and read a good book, especially in winter of course. As a surfer, I've always known I have mermaid DNA in my ancestry. After years of trying to determine if it was passed down from my mother or father, I was finally able to rule out my father. I once gave him surfing lessons in San Diego. He was floundering, his 6ft 4in muscular body sunk like a rock, and he seemed completely out of his element. This in no way meant that my father could be a mer (human). I decided to share a secret with my mom, that I knew she was a mermaid and that, like the little mermaid, she had to trade her mermaid tail for a vote so she could catch a ground person (imala). I didn't tell her I knew her secret, but I sent her this fairytale mermaid tail blanket so she could read books snuggling up to the story of her past origins all winter long (She called me after she got it this Christmas, and told me how much she digs it!)