Review on STACY ADAMS Swagger Studded Ornament Men's Shoes in Loafers & Slip-Ons by Billy Danaher

I wore them ONCE! Let's start with that. In all the years I've worn Stacy Adams, I've NEVER had SO much pain in my legs afterwards. These shoes had to be made with iron and steel by the best blacksmith and forged into the shoes they became. This could not have been the work of mere elves. Maybe orcs, trolls or goblins? I'm not sure about the damned creatures whose homes are finally being freed from the evil shackles of their existence, but I'm sure I must have exorcised some kind of demon by transferring my touch to those pathetic tools of dark orthopedic trainers. I wore them for the full two hours and EVERYTHING from heel to toe was total agony! I'm sure the shoemakers didn't have any projects that involved bending. You will NOT find any flex points in the heel, shower, toe. They do not want. Clean and simple. The way my walk and gait was tested with a simple walk to the car made me appreciate even more the beautiful women who, after a night out, carry their shoes in their hands to end the evening. As I pondered this thought, simple images forced me to abandon my thoughts. I wasted a lot. Sweaty, sick, worked. And all while sitting in the car. The way home was unbearable, but I made it. However, these undeniably indestructible, inflexible, inflexible stone shoes will never darken my threshold again! way, you!