How the heck does anyone make a belt that's 1.5 feet longer than average? I'm 6.2 and have to wrap around myself - again - I can't because most pants have buckles in the right place. Sooo well how do I let it hang like a turquoise penis, or can I make a loop and twist it in the opposite direction. I'm sure they thought of all their new fashion methods and that's why they created this piece. I don't have the strength to send it back so just scissors - jesus christ.