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Review on πŸ¦„ Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats by Accoutrements by Rebecca Carey

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Snowball can now take over the world!

Snowball the guinea pig wanted to take over the world, but nobody ever took the all-white guinea pig seriously. So we ordered this awesome evil unicorn horn for him. Now, like a malicious grain of pearl, he can fulfill his long-cherished dream of world domination. With two well-placed rubber bands on his head, Snowball is perfectly comfortable doing evil at will. The horn is strong and made of a material that keeps the horn straight so Snowball won't be distracted from his evil deeds. We are grateful for this horn, and Snowball will spare his makers when his inevitable world domination bears fruit.

Pros
  • Durable finish
Cons
  • I say nothing