Review on Sonic Hedgehog Plush Figure: Bring the Iconic Video Game Character to Life! by Badpuppy Warton

My son wanted this Sonic plushie because Sonic is somehow relevant to kids 25+ years after it came out. As a father, I would do anything for my children, so I bought it. I didn't know this plush was alive, yes, LIVE! Sonic keeps my son up all night forcing him to play Fortnite and Minecraft. He tells my son to be rude and that sweets are the best food. I've tried leaving Sonic far away in town, but that bastard always comes home. I'm writing this review to warn you about Sonic, he may look sweet and gentle but he has a corrupt soul inside. He made me cheat on my wife with her shadow not even 11 months ago. Please do not buy, recommend 5 stars.